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Late Night Jokes from Newsmax.com Headlines (Scroll down for the latest jokes): The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Conan Late Show With David Letterman Late Show Top Ten Jimmy Kimmel Live! Late Night With Jimmy Fallon The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Osama bin Laden’s family has been charged with being in Pakistan illegally. But [...]
Horse Track A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name ‘Marylou’ written on it,” she said, furious. “You had better have an explanation.” “Calm down, honey,” [...]
Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey. Officer: ‘When the plane took [...]
By Hillary Mkabana / 12/13/2010 A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal [...]
By Hillary Mkabana / 12/10/2010 Beautiful story At times when ends barely meet, when the heart can no longer take any pain and life seems really impossible, remember what the Lord said, “Before they call, I will answer”. Please read on… Isaiah 65:24 * This story was written by a doctor who [...]
By Hillary Mkabana 11/28/2010 The Doctor And The Mechanic Marvelous Answer! A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his [...]
By Hillary Mkabana 11/22/2010 1. Can you cry under water? 2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 3. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 4. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? 5. Why do you [...]
By Nicholas Gordon 11/22/2010 Ah, the temptation When one can print money To print it and print it – As much as one needs! Ah, for one moment The outlook is sunny: Wealth is restored! The project succeeds! People are working, Beginning to spend; Credit is flowing, The market is pleased; Banks once again Have [...]
By Hillary Mkabana Your Choice Here goes……… A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where [...]